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Register To Win Tickets To The Show

JUDGEMENT DAY: JUNGLE LAW

SATURDAY AUGUST 1, 2026 at 7PM

GRAND PRIZE: One (1) WINNER WILL RECEIVE 2 TICKETS TO THE ROAST + MEET & GREET VIP PASSES TO MEET THE LAWMAN

RUNNER-UP: Three (3) WINNERS WILL RECEIVE A PAIR OF TICKETS TO THE EVENT.


OFFICIAL RULES:

ROAST OF THE JUNGLE: THE LAWMAN'S WILDEST DEFENCE

Welcome To The Jungle Court. If you want to witness the Roast of the Law Man LIVE and in person, you'll have to plead your case. Follow these rules to ensure your defense isn't thrown out of court!


HOW TO ENTER:

To Enter the "Roast of the Jungle" contest you must:

  1. Record a video of your "jungle courtroom defense."

  2. The video must be 30 seconds or less

  3. Submit your video via the office contest entry form below


CONTEST REQUIREMENTS: (The Rule Of Two)

Your defense must be creative! To be eligible your video must include at least two (2) of the following elements:

  • The Impression: A jungle animal impression (roar, screech, or howl, but make it loud!)

  • The Catchphrase: You must clearly state the phrase: "Bojection! That's Jungle Law"

  • The Crime: Mention a fake jungle crime you have committed )e.g., "excessive monkey business" or "jaywalking across a crocodile pit.")

  • The Roast: Include a roast joke about the Law Man's billboards, hair, jungle persona, or courtroom swagger.

  • The Exhibit: Feature a homemade "jungle evidence" prop (e.g., a vine gavel, a leafy briefcase, or "stolen" bananas)


ELIGIBILITY GUIDELINES

  • Be Original: We want to see your unique jungle persona!

  • Keep it Respectful: While this is a roast, please keep content fun and suitable for our commmunity.

  • One (1) Entry Per Person: Choose your best defense and stick with it.

  • Submission Deadline:All entries must be received by June 20, 2026 @ 11:59pm CST


JUDGING CRITERIA

Entries will be judged by the jungle court (and the Gorilla Judge) based on:

  • Creativity and Humor: How well you roast the Law Man

  • Energy: Are you bringing the roar?

  • Adherence to The Rules: Did you include at least two of the required elements?


Do you have what it takes to survive the jungle? Submit your defense now!


NOTE: By submitting a video, you grant Jungle Law permission to use your content for promotional purposes on social media.

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Disclaimer: The choice of an attorney is an important decision and should not be based on advertising. Lauren Sierra Kruskall is the managing Arizona Partner at 20860 North N. Tatum Blvd., Suite 300, Phoenix, Arizona 85050. Some work may be done by or referred to other attorneys, law firms, or companies. Tristen Woods is licensed in Missouri. Lauren Sierra Kruskall is licensed in MO, AZ, the Southern District of IL, and the Eastern District of MO. Michael G. Page Jr. is licensed in MO and KS.Prior case results and client testimonials do not guarantee or predict a similar outcome in any future case. The review or use of information on this site does not create an attorney-client relationship.

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